This is such harsh advice until you realize it’s the truth
Yes please boycott oreo for their support of gay rights. We’ll appreciate you going on a diet. While you’re at it, please also throw away your iPod, iPhone, and iPad since Apple supports as well. Hopefully you have lots of clothes, because you’ll need to ditch your Levi’s and Nike’s too. Perhaps you bought them at… JC Penney’s or Sears? Sucks you’ll have to take them back…or actually, anything you wear from anywhere probably had a gay involved.
Flying somewhere soon? Better not be on American, Delta, Southwest, or united… you’ll need a new ticket. Airlines wasn’t mentioned? Just be sure your jet isn’t Boeing made. Don’t sleep at Marriott or Hilton (or any of their family brands) because you might catch the gay they support
That morning coffee from Starbucks will have to go as well, go ahead it replace it with a McCafe… oh wait, McDonald’s supports for gay rights too. Hmmm, do you clean with Tide, Gain, or Bounty? Use Duracell batteries, shave with Gillette, or use Fixodent? Brush with Crest, use Pantene, Scope, Tampax, Venus, or Old Spice products? Those are all gone too, stupid P&G supporting the gays
Damn, you’re using Internet Explorer or Chrome to see Facebook and read this status? Download something else, Microsoft and Google show their pride as well.
Ah, but your drinks are safe. Coca-Cola, Pepsi and Budweiser are on your side…if your side on the right side of history since all three support gay rights. Hopefully, you or your lawyer will never need in-depth research. Both LexisNexis and Westlaw, who together control the market, support gay rights
Drive that big, manly, Ford F350? It’s a Friend of Dorothy too, as its company Ford and General Motors also support the rights of all
And let’s be honest, you shouldn’t even be reading this Facebook status as Facebook is always backwards crazy and supports the gays as well. Sp, do us all a favor, don’t take it all out on a festive cookie. Just stay home and boycott everything!
Good luck living in a hundred year backwards